Fat chicks are miserable (It’s NOT just what’s on the inside that counts!)

So I’m going to admit something here; I’ve had a real problem getting along with fat chicks lately.

We are living in this age of immature and entitled bitches who are looking at males like buffoons. And do you know what?

Being nicer to them only makes them act worse!

I thought really hard about my negative interactions with a few females lately, and the more I thought about these experiences, the more enraged I became.

You see, I believe in treating people the way that I would want to be treated. I don’t walk into establishments thinking to myself ,”Ok, who can I get in an argument with today?”

Now, the issue with trying to stand up for yourself and knock these entitled cunts down a few notches is that almost any way you do it, you’re going to be the bad guy.

That’s right, you’re the steroid ridden asshole who cannot hold his temper and feels the need to lash out at everyone!

So you really need to be careful at how you interact with some of these females, because all of the beta guys will join in with the feminists like a pack of wild & dickless hyenas!

It’s not just the way they act towards men, it’s the way they act towards REAL LADIES TOO.

IT’S NOT JUST WHAT’S ON THE INSIDE THAT COUNTS, FAT BITCHES ARE MISERABLE!

Fat chicks are just angry at the world.

They’re pissed off they’re not getting laid, they eat poison that makes them feel sick, they have worse hygiene than slender girls (due to inactivity and horrible diets) and they feel like they deserve more than they’re willing to work for!

Fat bitches are the worst!

If there is anything worse than a hot looking gold digger we’d all fuck the hell out of, it’s a fat gold digger that most guys wouldn’t touch with a 10′ pole and someone else’s dick pushing!

But some stupid motherfucker is treating this fat bitch like a queen, spending ridiculous money on her, and giving her this impression that she could get any guy to do that for her!

What’s even worse is that some guy who supports a gold digger COULD GET A HOT WOMAN since gold diggers primarily care about money and material bullshit, YET HE CONTINUES TO STAY WITH THIS MISS PIGGY LOOKING BITCH!

Now, I should have known better than to go get food at this place I went to a couple days ago. I broke one of my own rules, and that rule is that I either cook my food or go somewhere upscale, but no middle ground eateries.

The reason for this is that I don’t feel like paying money to be treated like shit. So much of this story is my own fault for walking into this shit-hole to begin with!

I was totally spent from my workout and I needed to hit the grocery store before returning home, so I decided to stop at one of those sushi bowl establishments to grab a bite real quick before getting groceries.

This was a big mistake.

Every girl who worked in there had a face full of metal and looked like that gigantic fish that keeps taking lures, but breaks the line every time and swims away with more lures stuck in its face!

So all you have is this fish with a face full of fishing lures swimming around out there waiting to finally die. It’s actually a very similar circumstance here.

The first girl was friendly and I had no issues at all with her. But people are too fucking stupid to make a complete meal for a customer now, so they pass it down a like it’s as complex as a car being constructed in a factory.

Now, here is where the trouble begins with FAT BITCH #2:

She asks me what I want in the bowl and I begin to tell her what I want. We get to the next part of the process and I asked her what one of the ingredients was that I was looking at.

“The ingredients are listed on the counter Sir”, she said to me. So I thought it seemed a little blunt, but no big deal.

I just looked at the counter for the ingredients, which honestly were at such a low height it was difficult for a customer to even see.

I then went to point to something, and the response I immediately got was, “Please don’t put your finger near the glass Sir.”

So now my FUCK-IT METER is quickly rising to breaking point. But still, I let it slide…

We get to the next set of ingredients and she asks which ones I want and I chuckle and say, “I’m sorry, I never eat here and I’m not familiar with everything yet, I guess I’ll just have them all.”

This fucking bitch stands there and stares at me like I’m from Mars. She makes no motion to talk or to put ingredients on the bowl, she just looks at me like I’m some sort of idiot for asking for ingredients.

Now my FUCK- IT METER is about to bust, yet I still remain calm because I don’t want to create some scene.

Next, we get to the sauce where I’m asked what type of sauce I want. I asked what a certain sauce was I was pointing to, and the response I got was “THE SAUCES ARE LISTED ON THE BOARD!”

That’s it, I had enough, SNAPPING POINT! I just couldn’t hold it in any longer:

“JUST TELL ME THE NAME OF THE FUCKING SAUCE PLEASE, JESUS CHRIST! And the entire place goes dead quiet and looks at me. But I wasn’t done yet…

I then said to this fat bitch, “LOSE THE ATTITUDE WITH ME RIGHT NOW!

YOU’VE BEEN RUDE AS HELL TO ME FROM THE TIME YOU OPENED YOUR FAT-ASS MOUTH THROUGHOUT THIS ENTIRE DAMN PROCESS!

WHAT IN THE HELL IS YOUR ISSUE WITH ME?

IF I WAS YOUR BOSS YOU WOULD BE FIRED RIGHT NOW FOR THE WAY YOU SPEAK TO PEOPLE!

NOW GET OUT OF MY FACE AND GET ME SOMEONE ELSE WHO CAN FINISH THIS GOD DAMN SUSHI BOWL!”

The girl then ran off to the back, probably to cry. FUCKING GOOD! Maybe she’ll think twice before she talks to men like shit again!

You see, up until that point I had shrugged off her attitude with me, and at times even laughed and apologized for not knowing all of the ingredients. And the more friendly I tried to be, the worse her attitude became.

I’m not going to be talked to like that by anyone, let alone some fat-ass bitch with purple hair and a face full of fucking acne!

Jesus Christ, what was this shit, Rambo First Blood? “Why you pushing me… Don’t push it, I’ll give you a war you won’t believe… LET IT GO!”

When everyone watched what went down it probably embarrassed her… GOOD.

Me? Nah, see I don’t give a fuck what people think of me in some shit-ass food joint run by dumb fucks!

Look over all you want while I put this bitch in her place! Yes, I’m raising my voice, go ahead and watch.

LARGE COMPANIES DIDN’T DRIVE MOM AND POP ESTABLISHMENTS OUT. THEY DROVE THEMSELVES OUT WHEN THEY QUIT GIVING A SHIT ABOUT CUSTOMERS!

You hear this all the time; “All the large retail stores and chains have driven the small businesses out.” I wholeheartedly disagree.

These business were driven out when the owners stopped giving a shit!

Why would someone return to a business that took their money and treated them like ass while doing it?

Most people wouldn’t return, but the problem we have now is that we are in a world full of soy boys who put up with shit from bitches like this and ask for more!

It’s like these bitch boys are so used to being spoken down to, that they don’t even realize some bitch is fucking insulting them!

So then when someone WHO DOESN’T TAKE SHIT walks in, what does the entitled brat do? She talks to them like shit too!

If you say anything about it at all then you’re being mean nowadays. I say to hell with that.

IF YOU DON’T CORRECT THESE BITCHES, WHO WILL?

If you don’t correct this attitude then who will?

Their parents either aren’t there or clearly don’t give a shit, schools have to put up with this shit and cannot do anything about it anymore, and male cops seem a lot more forgiving to females.

WHO IS GOING TO FIX THIS TYPE OF BEHAVIOR? 

Look, I probably can’t fix it, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to stand there and let some fat bitch talk to me like I’m dirt!

Now, this article isn’t stating that I feel this way about REAL LADIES.

I don’t approach females in a negative manner simply because they’re females.

If some girl hates men because she’s had bad luck with them, I didn’t have anything to do with that.

If some girl is having a bad day and takes it out on me, I didn’t put her in that situation to begin with.

If some fat bitch feels unhappy with herself then she can go hit the treadmill like anyone else would.

MALL CUNT

It’s not just how men are treated by these whales. They despise other women who are slender too!

They like to reassure themselves that they can eat gallons of ice cream every evening and continue to be happy, and live a wonderful life being CURVY IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES!

We now have terms like BBW (big, beautiful woman).

I prefer the term FAB; FAT-ASS BITCH! (Yes, I came up with that, ie: “Man, that girl is so fab!”)

So I’m in the mall the other day because my wife needed a new cellphone battery. I hate malls.

My wife was wearing a pair of tight, black leather pants I bought for her. I bought them because most girls don’t wear them and most of them cannot wear them! They’re a rarity now, and I like how she looks in them.

Really, I bought the leather pants for me, she just wears them!

So she is waiting outside of this coffee store with my son and stepdaughter.

Sitting near them is this beluga whale who looked like Mama June from that TV show “Honey boo boo”, who apparently walked past my wife and kids, looked at her pants and busted out laughing right in front of my family.

Then she started talking to her fat kid about it. Obviously this was just a sign of insecurity.

She was probably telling her that women in leather pants are shallow and stuck up and that she should be happy and eat more ice cream.

I didn’t hear this, but my family doesn’t lie to me, and they told me about this after I walked out of the coffee shop.

You see, malls fucking drain me. I needed caffeine to wake up from being around all of the consumer-ship zombies in the mall.

I don’t like people fucking with me or my family, and it didn’t help that this was another fat bitch!

So this fucking wilder-beast is sitting on a bench with her fat-ass kid right near where my family was waiting…

After hearing this, without hesitation I walked over to her and asked her a question about a store in the mall.

JD – “Excuse me, I’ve never been to this mall before and I think I’m lost. Have you seen a store that sells exercise equipment somewhere nearby?”

Mama June – “No, I’m sorry, I don’t know where that store is at.”

JD – “I didn’t think so, have a nice day”

Then I joined back up with my family and we all walked away together as Momma June watched. You see, up until that point she had no idea that my wife was with someone other than her kids.

It was a bittersweet shot back at that fat bitch.

You see, it’s not that I enjoy confrontation, it’s that I simply don’t give a fuck about them. Show me a good leader that tucks his tail between his legs anytime he needs to get real with someone rather than confronting the situation?

It’s not a matter of “it’s not worth it” or “letting it go” so you don’t fuck up your day. It’s how you look at these situations and get past them. You just handle the situation and you don’t let it fuck up your day!

You just carry on without missing a beat!

So just know that it’s not just men that these fat women hate, it’s good looking females too!

STOP TRYING TO CONVINCE YOURSELF THAT FAT CHICKS HAVE A BETTER PERSONALITY!

Guys who think like this are simply not confident men. They constantly reassure themselves that most women are out of their league and that fat bitches are the only pickings they have!

So in order to feel better about feeling as though fat chicks are all they can pull, they tell themselves that fat chicks have good personalities and skinny/fit women are stuck up snobs.

I’ve actually found it to be 110% the opposite. Fat bitches are miserable!

I’m not saying all of these girls are miserable, but as a whole I’d have to say they’re pretty miserable.

Do you like sex? Fat people are worse at sex and don’t want it as much. Yep, it’s true for both men and women, the less in-shape you are, the worse you perform!

Oh hell yea…give me a chick that out-weighs me and crushes my bladder trying to ride me, that’s what every guy wants right? FUCKING BULLSHIT!

Do you like licking pussy? Would you rather lick pussy between some fit chicks thighs or some fat chicks thighs?

THAT’S RIGHT, I SAID EATING THE PUSSY OF A MOOSE WITH A STINKY VAGINA!

Yea, you see, maybe this is something you haven’t thought about yet, but there is a little more sweat and friction going on with a fat chicks legs. There is a little more odor going on from a bad diet and a system full of acid!

Do you like kissing a bitch who has breath that smells like vomit all the time from her shit-ass diet?

I could go on and on, but hopefully by now you get the picture…. FAT BITCHES ARE MISERABLE! 

IS IT EASIER TO GET IN SHAPE OR GET STUCK DEALING WITH A FAT CUNT FOR ALL ETERNITY?

Yea yea yea, all girls want is money right? No, you see this is something that out of shape men full of estrogen like to tell themselves, so they can feel better about looking like Santa Claus all year!

Do you think that your fat ass is really making that bitch scream in bed? MAYBE, JUST MAYBE…she’s acting it all out so you continue to buy her more shit and put up with her!

Wouldn’t it feel good to know that YOU MADE THAT BITCH SCREAM IN BED, NOT JUST YOUR WALLET!

You see, fat guys are usually just soy boy sorry asses!

They are always the type of guys to follow a woman around like a lost puppy dog in the grocery stores, to listen to her bark orders about what to put in the shopping cart, to talk on the phone to their wives like they’re talking to a newborn baby.

It makes me fucking sick!

“Yes baby, yes hunnie, awww I miss you so much baby, yes ma’m, I will be home really soon with everything you want me to buy for you, bye bye!”

I mean, not only are these guys acting like bitch made fuckers, they’re acting like bitch-made fuckers with these whales who put in ZERO EFFORT TO BE APPEALING TO THEM!

If I go to the gym and try to take care of myself and eat right, then why should I settle for some elephant who sits around all day eating Pringles while barking orders at me?

BE A MAN, GET SOME MUSCLES, AND DON’T PUT UP WITH SHIT FROM ANYONE… ESPECIALLY A FAT BITCH!

Stop apologizing for being in the gym! Quit softening the blow for some fat bitch with an attitude who wants to measure how her dick sizes up next to yours!

I say to get those muscles and get those chicks who feel good about themselves. Get those chicks that are fit and have flexibility, so you can twist em’ up like pretzels and fuck the shit out of them!

But for the love of all that’s holy, quit putting up with shit from these fat bitches! It’s contagious and these other chicks are all getting lazier now.

The fat bitches are influencing the younger generation like a Ben and Jerry’s drug dealer! We must stop this epidemic before it’s too late!

So here’s what I’m saying man, get ahead and be the guy that you want to be so you feel like you have some fucking options in life. Don’t put up with shit from fat bitches!

Train hard, for the REAL LADIES! -JD